Timekiller opened up its virtual doors back in the summer of 2004. Back then the Internet was just an innocent eighteen year-old teenage girl and both sober and filthy entertainment was few and far between. Adult websites like the porn tubes of today and free adult sites with hours and hours a free full length porn videos were not something that was easy to find, if not impossible. Back then the easiest way to find these videos was to make a search like this "index of" (wmv|avi) "pamela anderson". The young internet was filled with porn sites that required you to pay to watch the vids. Sure some of these paysites are still around but they have had their 15 minutes of fame and only the strong has survived. Youtube, Twitter and Tumblr were nowhere to be seen and Facebook had just started up without anyone noticing them. When YouTube started up in 2005 the website was filled with YouTube porn videos (softcore of course), but Google removed all of the xxx videos after they bought the website in 2006 (Shame on you Google. Do no evil my ass).
The best porn, games, funny videos online.. Well that was the idea anyway
The idea of timekiller was to create a website filled with fun and games, plus a dash of naughty porn links. Naturally the xxx links, porn games and big booty babes were hidden away behind a good old fashioned family filter. We wouldn't want anybody witnessing the filth unintentionally. But most of the users visited the site for the online porn video links. Of course Timekiller did not host any of the sinful videos. God knows all, and he/she accepts links to porn websites, but if you host it on your own site you will get sent straight to hell after you die. No matter what good you have done in your life. At least that is what the Webb Baptist Church sais, and we chose to blive them. Okay, back the the story.
The king of online entertainment.. Well in the top 1000 anyway
Timekiller was an instant success with millions visiting the site each month shortly after the site started. Each and every day hundreds of money hungry webmasters submitted their content to keep the site fresh every minute and to leech some free users to pay for their mansions. The success continued for years and years and it looked like the users would never grow tired of the website filled with free online porn and funny videos. But little did we know. Internet entertainment was moving forward (damn you progress) and soon users would start finding other places to kill their time online.
Its all fun and games until people start to leave
After 5 good years it was the beginning of the end. Facebook and Youtube plus a ton of adult tubes had made an appearance. Slowly the regular users of timekiller began the find their naked celebrities, funny sexy videos and porn games elsewhere. And who could blame them. Timekiller was no longer one of the best entertainment / porn sites. It was an outdated 50 years old woman trying the hang with the new cool kids. Sure she had big boobs, but they were longer than one would wish. The best boobs could be found on the best adult tube websites. New websites popped up almost daily with a premium selection of free porn online. Websites with million dollar budgets to pay for huge bills for streaming porn. Their business plan was simple. Provide porn from paysites for free. Cover their huge bills by advertising for dating sites and webcam girls with fake images of the girls next door to you. Naturally the paysites made them take down the content, but for each video taken down two new porn videos with your favorite pornstar would pop up. On top up this regular users started to upload their girlfriends and exgirlfriends sextapes. Each minute 100 new exgirlfriend blowjob videos would appear online. How they hell is a website surposed to compete with that.
porn sexy funny videos
A few years back we decided to go completely porn free. Great entertainment and funny videos was what would take Timekiller back to the top. There was one problem. Google, Yahoo and Bing decided that Timekiller was a filthy, dirty, sleazy, cheap porn site, and no matter what was done Timekiller would only show up on adult oriented searches on the indexes. So by taking the porn away most of the last users said goodbye. But fuck them right. We were building a killer new site where people could upload their great, funny, cute and hilarious videos. There was only one problem. People did not submit their videos. So we did it ourselves. Slowly more users started to show up, but the problem was that there were 1000 websites doing the same thing. So after a year of this we decided to quit updating and focus on other much more successful websites. The users who submitted videos, only submitted their own boring videos and once again the site died a horrible humiliating death.
If you can't beat them, just make an awesome index with hookers and blackjack
After a year of so of lying dead in the water Timekiller is back from the dead, again. But dont worry this time its for good (we hope). So after being bested in porn, videos, games and every other form of entertainment we can think of we decided to make something that we would actually use ourselves. This was what we did back in 2004 when Timekiller was first born. So we decided to create what we think should be your new start page. Forget Google or what ever you have as your start page now. Timekiller is where you should start, when you enter the world wide web. Here is why. You can simply search by using the address bar in your browser, so why the fuck would you have Google as your start page. So instead you can use our search field. This can be used to search for regular Internet stuff. You know stuff like ”How to make a woman want you” or ”How to make a cat sit still when using it as a hat”. You can also use it as a quick way to browse through your favorite pornsites with pre typed search words. The last thing is the index. Now this is not your usual boring index of websites. This is THE index. Okay, we might not be there yet, but we are adding awesome websites everyday. So day by day Timekiller is taking shape as something we think you will like.
What's up with this boring story about Timekiller
Why the hell are you reading this? Are you that bored. This story was written to satisfy the hunger for words of the search engines, not a pervert like you. This is also the reason the text is on the homepage and not an about page. Do not take any of the written words seriously. But remember that the story is true and written as we remember it.
One Website Index To Rule Them All
Welcome to the timekiller website index. We have collected all the best websites and placed them in one magnificent location. This makes Timekiller the perfect start page on your quest for Internet goodness.
Each category is ordered by which sites the users like the most. To make the site as great as possible make sure to up vote your favorites and down vote the sites you don't like.
Funny videos and a Filthy Porn Index
We have it all. The biggest index of good old fashioned entertainment and a big dash of porn to get you though the day. On the index you will find everything you need to get your though the day and night. At home, at school, at work or anywhere else.
The sites in the white area are the clean SFW sites with funny videos and photos, celebrity gossip, games and entertainment. In the black area you will find out index of porn. Everything from amateurs, tubes, naked celebrities, crazy, twisted, hardcore, softcore and everything in between. If you are browsing the NSFW area somewhere risky, you simply scroll up if someone gets to close to the computer. If you don’t wish to see boobs, butts and porn videos, then you can make the porn index disapear by clicking the setting at the top of the page.
Top lists in every category we can think of
If you have a site you think needs to be in our index, be sure to add it by using the button ’Add Website’. If the site fits it will be shown on the directory. We are expanding it daily with everything from hot webcam girls, dating site to the latest news.