If you haven't seen "There Will Be Blood" then you won't have the slightest clue what is going on here - If you have, then this is gonna make you laugh as this dude does a very good Daniel Day Lewis impersonation - "POKEMON !!!"
Ever been to a party with your buddies and hooked up with an amazing chick only to find she won't leave with you because she will abandon her 'friends' - Well! there is finally a solution to this dilemma where everybody wins - LOL!
Do you remember Devo's classic "whip It!"? well this is the Jewish version of that song and it's all about getting your wiener chopped, not the nicest of thoughts but very funny all the same.
Please God, tel me that this is some kind od sick, twisted parody? This is probably the scariest chick my eyes have ever seen, shes cute, but i wouldn't want to get stuck in an elevator with her - WTF???
How many of you guys live by the 6 month rule? What is that you say? Well, if you sleep with a girl and she doesn't get back to you within 6 months, you can check her off the list!
Its a whole new level of friendship. If you think you know someone well then become porn buddies with them so when one of you does the other and collect the others pornos thus avoiding any unwanted stress.
The cost of coming up with the wrong present for the wife's birthday can be huge ! Don't make the same mistake as this guy, set yourself on the right track before you find yourself going in an expensive and wrong direction !
Having watched this I have started planting sharp objects at every possible location in my apartment - I am now waiting for my girlfriend to kiss me ! (it may take some time for this plan to work)