Meet Eric, he’s a black dude and explains to us that every 45 seconds, a black person enters an elevator and a white b#tch clutches her purse - This is pushing the boundaries of political correctness and it kinda works!
It's the last ride of the day at the amusement park and the 'Violator' looks like it's been worth the agonizing wait to get try out - It should be something to tell your buddies about - EXCEPT - this is NOT the ride you thought it was going to be - WTF ??
Whatever you do NEVER look into a lemur's eyes (however cute he may look) because you will suddenly feel like you are being watched a 'little' too closely - WTF?
These days you need to be proper hard to be running the tough urban streets of London - but there aint nuthin wrong with checkin out the West End and sorting yourself some slick garms n kicks once in a while !
Have you ever fantasized about sleeping with your neighbour´s hot wife? Well, wonder no more - Mentos is definitely the way to go for you if your answer to that question is "YESSS!!!"
Today's wildlife documentaries are withoutout a doubt quite stunning, watching exotic animals in danger gives us the unique understanding of evolution - However, to the poor animals it is another thing entirely - ROFL!!!